The Big Lebowski Haikus

Inspirational. Motivational. Hysterical.

Fuck the Ferguson Po-Po

I’m feeling un-Dude
Because of the aggression
Of Ferguson cops

The Big Lebowski Haiku #219

Jackie Treehorn wants
What you’re trying to get out
Of the moving car

The Big Lebowski Haiku #218

Those fucks down at the
Crane-Jackson Memorial
Fuck you in the ass

The Big Lebowski Haiku #217

And a good day to
Your friend in the Volkswagen
With the cleft asshole

The Big Lebowski Haiku #216

And a good day to
Tambourines and elephants
In the Volkswagen

The Big Lebowski Haiku #215

If I do a J
Near the In-N-Out Burger
That fucks up our plan

The Big Lebowski Haiku #214

Not fucking around
I’m just gonna go find a
Fucking crybaby

The Big Lebowski Haiku #213

To tell you the truth
I don’t ride in a car and
I can’t blow that far

The Big Lebowski Haiku #212

The fucking money
You forget about the toe
This is your homework

The Big Lebowski Haiku #211

This aggression will
Get tired of her little game
They’re calling the cops

The Big Lebowski Haiku #210

Does any of this
Have anything to do with
The carpet pissers

The Big Lebowski Haiku #209

Hey, that’s my robe
Guys are dead in the water
And I don’t like you

The Big Lebowski Haiku #208

Fuck the tournament
I can see we’re not wanted
Let’s get us a lane

The Big Lebowski Haiku #207

Privy to all this
You gotta fed the monkey
Your bullshit money