The Big Lebowski Haikus

Inspirational. Motivational. Hysterical.

The Big Lebowski Haiku #211

This aggression will
Get tired of her little game
They’re calling the cops

The Big Lebowski Haiku #210

Does any of this
Have anything to do with
The carpet pissers

The Big Lebowski Haiku #209

Hey, that’s my robe
Guys are dead in the water
And I don’t like you

The Big Lebowski Haiku #208

Fuck the tournament
I can see we’re not wanted
Let’s get us a lane

The Big Lebowski Haiku #207

Privy to all this
You gotta fed the monkey
Your bullshit money

The Big Lebowski Haiku #206

Face down in the muck
Your way into the semis
This whole fucking thing

Submitted by patchesthegreat

Jesus Quintana

He’s a fucking pedarast

But that creep can roll

The Big Lebowski Haiku #205

To an eight-year-old
The middle of a movie
It’s fabulous stuff

The Big Lebowski Haiku #204

Mister Treehorn draws
A lot of water in this
Town and penises

The Big Lebowski Haiku #203

Exposing himself
Ejected from his garden
Wu peed on my rug

The Big Lebowski Haiku #202

Dropping a joint on
The seat in between my legs
Pouring beer on it

The Big Lebowski Haiku #201

Didn’t even tell
That you’re a goddamn moron
You’re just and asshole

The Big Lebowski Haiku #200

So many cuss words
I’m not fucking around here
He’s very fragile

The Big Lebowski Haiku #199

You see what happens
If it was during league play
Not fucking around