The Big Lebowski Haikus

Inspirational. Motivational. Hysterical.

The Big Lebowski Haiku #228

Simply offering
And I’ll have to check with my
Pomeranian

The Big Lebowski Haiku #227

Surprised at my tears
Owing money all over
I’ll be at practice

OnKneesForJesus?Celebrating JesusWeen?Perversion is bad?
shelbyhughescreations:

The Dude abides.

Beginning of my caricature project for my concepts and styles class. this is gonna be oh so much fun. <3

shelbyhughescreations:

The Dude abides.

Beginning of my caricature project for my concepts and styles class. this is gonna be oh so much fun. <3

The Big Lebowski Haiku #226

Written by men who
Are unable to achieve
Helping her conceive

remylaforgewilbury:

Before he became known as one of the most amazing actors in history, Steve Buscemi was a firefighter for New York’s Engine 55. Upon the collapse of the World Trade Center towers, Buscemi dug out is old gear and volunteered to rescue the trapped and recover the deceased. It’s inspiring to know that a person who could do nothing and take no flack for his choice decided to do everything he could because he knew that there were family members and friends who needed closure, and he knew that the sooner the job was done, the sooner an entire nation could begin to heal. He was skilled and equipped to make it happen, and he also had a caring, genuine, humanitarian heart.

On this anniversary of the attacks, I don’t want to rile everyone up with the “America! F**k, yeah!” attitude. I just want to remind people that, at one time during my lifespan, the citizens of the USA were truly united. Not because of patriotism or politics…but because many were devastated, and the rest had reached such a deep level of empathy that they could be nothing but helpful and supportive of their neighbors. For once in my lifetime, humankind was something to be proud of. Why’d we forget so quickly?

The Big Lebowski Haiku #225

They did not receive
Instructions to deliver
The fucking money

The Big Lebowski Haiku #224

A goddamn moron
Privy to all this new shit
Calmer than you are

The Big Lebowski Haiku #223

My only hope is
They got my dirty undies
Out of Malibu

The Big Lebowski Haiku #222

I told ‘em if it’s
Your friend in the Volkswagen
Nothing is fucked here

The Big Lebowski Haiku #221

The fucking marmot
Who’s in charge of scheduling
His garden party

The Big Lebowski Haiku #220

Another girl to
Cut my mind on a jagged
Pomeranian

Ferguson

remylaforgewilbury:

The problem won’t end
When you change the channel on
Your television

Fuck the Ferguson Po-Po

I’m feeling un-Dude
Because of the aggression
Of Ferguson cops