The Big Lebowski Haikus

Inspirational. Motivational. Hysterical.

The Big Lebowski Haiku #222

I told ‘em if it’s
Your friend in the Volkswagen
Nothing is fucked here

The Big Lebowski Haiku #221

The fucking marmot
Who’s in charge of scheduling
His garden party

The Big Lebowski Haiku #220

Another girl to
Cut my mind on a jagged
Pomeranian

Ferguson

remylaforgewilbury:

The problem won’t end
When you change the channel on
Your television

Fuck the Ferguson Po-Po

I’m feeling un-Dude
Because of the aggression
Of Ferguson cops

The Big Lebowski Haiku #219

Jackie Treehorn wants
What you’re trying to get out
Of the moving car

The Big Lebowski Haiku #218

Those fucks down at the
Crane-Jackson Memorial
Fuck you in the ass

The Big Lebowski Haiku #217

And a good day to
Your friend in the Volkswagen
With the cleft asshole

The Big Lebowski Haiku #216

And a good day to
Tambourines and elephants
In the Volkswagen

The Big Lebowski Haiku #215

If I do a J
Near the In-N-Out Burger
That fucks up our plan

The Big Lebowski Haiku #214

Not fucking around
I’m just gonna go find a
Fucking crybaby

The Big Lebowski Haiku #213

To tell you the truth
I don’t ride in a car and
I can’t blow that far

The Big Lebowski Haiku #212

The fucking money
You forget about the toe
This is your homework

The Big Lebowski Haiku #211

This aggression will
Get tired of her little game
They’re calling the cops